defranco:

A woman doesn’t OWE you anything, ever. (X)

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Anonymous:
Afterwards I look up at you while I lick your juices. Tasting your sweet nectar and stroking my cock. Waiting for you to cum on my strong tounge. As I get make you get you your knees I rip off top. I make your ship on my cock as I titfuck you....

This is hot…I think.

notyournutritionalbreakfast:

So today during lunch someone had spilled their milk, and instead of cleaning it up, they turned it into a chicken.

All hail the chocolate milk chicken.

(Source: allpartofanutritiousbreakfast, via copyright1873)

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How

Do you tell your bf you feel left out when you’re not invited to his family functions without sounding like a whiney bitch?

You don’t….I’m pathetic and always left out even my dad cut me short earlier….

I’m done with today and maybe this week and I’m just gonna cry until I fall asleep….

oeias:

we reblog the clothes we think we deserve

(via erbear612)

get to know me meme: [2/5] favorite female characters » April Ludgate

"It’s not mean if he doesn’t know about it. It’s like talking about people behind their backs. Everybody wins."

(via lordofthenuggets)

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sorry:

a peaceful walk in the woods really relaxes me. the fact that I’m dragging a body should be irrelevant.

(Source: sorry, via d3f3nd)

Anonymous:
But I would whisper dirty in your ear as you rub your clit faster. Calling you a dirty slut that needs to cum for me. And as you were getting ready to cum I would move your hand and let hover until you beg for it then I would rub it until you cum...

Ohhhhh snap……that’s got


Go onnnnnn

omfgsid:

My 4 year old brother told me he was scared to grow up and cried for like 10 minutes straight

finally I asked why he was so scared

and he said he was scared of drinking coffee

coffee

(via sunshine-andcoffee)