Sassy Whale [x]

(Source: lizardpaws, via chubby-bunnies)

Timestamp: 1406607409

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

(via hallo-moose)

I need to be cheered up

And I’m sick fml πŸ˜”

"Your eyebrows are sisters, not twins."

The most comforting beauty advice I’ve ever been given. (via cinniie)

(via hallo-moose)

What does it matter? Nothing matters anymore.

(Source: carlyssage, via just-grasping-at-straws)

Timestamp: 1406606751

Anonymous:
you two have the worst love story i have ever heard of. shame.

cavalieravocado:

parkingstrange:

You win the internet for β€˜best gif use’

Valerie Hegarty

Famous paintings come to life in 3D sculptures of nature’s destructive tendencies.

(Source: fem-arts, via luciferhellion)

Timestamp: 1406604929

caramiiia:

πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜

(Source: rawsex, via luciferhellion)

Timestamp: 1406604837

Anonymous:
Bummer. Well why doesn't you boyfriend fuck you. Like everyday like I would. He should lick your pussy and pull your hair. Spank your ass and cum all over that adorable face. Then kiss you and say good girl. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜‰πŸ˜œπŸ˜š

Oh…that would be nice actually…..I am a good girl 😏

Anonymous:
please let me please you then. How about everyday before work & twice on mondays. I know you want to be wanted. Lusted after. Please allow me to fuck you whenever you want. Not making you wait. Making you feel wanted. Make this happen. Your move....

Twice in Mondays? Well that’s a way to look forward to Mondays 😏

Anonymous:
Do you have a boyfriend?

Yes