snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.

(via the-modified-mind)

Anonymous:
I wanna make you feel better than your boyfriend ever has, in much more than one way.

Tell me more tell me more….

yungwifey:

I almost died

(via smokedankbudz)

Timestamp: 1397877130

I hate

Feeling this way 😒 stupid bf

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

(via em-er)

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